(*This post contains swearing*)
I love a good internet meme. And this bayeux tapestry one is one of my favourites. I was chatting to my Aunt on the phone a few months ago and I think she might have told me about it – we were talking about other ‘don’t give a fuck’ memes too.
When she mentioned this meme, I googled it and found someone else had embroidered it on a cushion and thought this was a fantastic idea. I filed it away and planned to make it for my Aunt’s birthday, which is at the end of September. We’ve both had a pretty crappy few months so it seemed even more appropriate by the time I handed it over – a little late, oops!
I used the picture at the top as my inspiration and drew a version on paper – an A3 sheet (2 A4 sheets stuck together). I started with the writing – it was quite fun to make sure it didn’t look even or straight! I would not have had the skill to do it neatly! I traced everything onto greaseproof paper, then traced it onto the calico – it’s quite good how you can draw on calico! And because you’re sewing over it, it doesn’t matter if it doesn’t all come off.
I like the 2 different kinds of ‘e’ and the random dots at the ends of some words. Also the ‘v’-shaped u’s. I did make one mistake though – can you spot it? (The a in barren doesn’t have the cross part, it’s just an upside-down ‘v’.) I sewed all the letters with really thick embroidery thread from my local sewing shop, using backstitch so the lines were unbroken.
I added a simplified version of the house thing in the photo. This is mostly to fill the space above the men! Again I used backstitch.
The men are maybe my finest hour of embroidery – again it’s a good job this wasn’t meant to look amazing! I decided to put just 3 of the men and not all 4 – I thought 4 might be pushing it! I did the outlines in brown embroidery thread – the kind you get with crossstitch kits. I used 2 strands at a time.
I bought 4 different colours of thread – gold, red, green and black. I used the grey mixed with the brown for the cape of the dude on the right. I pretty much copied the colours from the picture as best I could. I slightly with I hadn’t done the 2 bright colours on the same guy on the left. But he does have an excellent moustache, so there’s that.
I just used long stitches to fill in the lines as quickly as possible basically – I don’t know what the stitch is called, though.
I asked the advice of my friends when I’ve done all the above about whether to add some soil-type lines and they all agreed yes. And they were definitely right – it looked a bit bare before I added them. This is what it looked like before I sewed the front to the back.
I had left the piece of fabric quite big so I had room to change the proportions according to the cushion inner thing. But in the end I made an inner cushion and used toy filling to stuff the cushion. I think I stuffed it a bit full, though, because you can’t really see all of the embroidery unless you squish it a bit.
Here is is all finished!
And here is is on my sofa – it took so long to make it look good, it was ridiculous! I’m not great at styling I think – any tips?
My aunt took this photo of it on her chair and made it look sooooo much better! She’s definitely better at styling!
Do you have a favourite meme? If so, please post it in the comments to give me a giggle š Would you be tempted to embroider it on a cushion? It could be a good Christmas present for someone!
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Honestly, I’m no better at styling, I just stuffed it on the chair and took a photo and it looked ok! But then its is a truly excellent cushion so it will! Thank you so much – I love it. The Aunt xxx
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Maybe it’s innate? I tried stuffing it on a chair and it looked terrible – but then I was trying to photograph it in a room with no window! I’m still glad you like it š
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Its called a satin stitch! Great pillow lol
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Ah, thank you! Now I know, like, 3 hand stitches!
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Ummm this is amazing! I love a medieval lols meme and those stitched little guys are so good. I want one!
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Thank you! I actually enjoyed making it so there may be more ridiculous cushions in my future!
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I love it!
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I love this specific meme and you are the top most search result for it so – bravo. You asked for meme’s we like so I’ll share this one, not sure how you could embroider this on a pillow – but it would be doubly funny if your cat was sleeping on it. https://www.wagpets.com/look-im-a-hooman-get-off-da-counter-dont-eat-mai-fud-dur-dur-dur-dur
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